LinkedIn Profile Roaster
Your LinkedIn profile is the page people check after you message them, comment on their post or meet them at an event. Most people cannot see their own profile the way a stranger does. LinkedIn Profile Roaster can: paste your LinkedIn URL and get an honest, funny roast of your profile, with a specific fix for every item.
It lives at evyus.com/tools/profile-roaster and is free with no login. You do give a first name and an email to get your roast. The roast is done by AI models on our server, from your public LinkedIn profile and recent posts, and takes about 15 seconds.
Who it’s for
Section titled “Who it’s for”- Anyone about to start prospecting or networking on LinkedIn who wants their profile ready first.
- Anyone who has not touched their headline or About section in a while.
- Coaches and team leads who want a quick, objective look at a client’s or teammate’s profile.
How it works
Section titled “How it works”1. Paste your profile
Section titled “1. Paste your profile”Paste your LinkedIn profile link (like linkedin.com/in/your-name), add your
first name and email, and press Roast me. Do not refresh while it works.
2. Read the roast
Section titled “2. Read the roast”The roast checks 14 things people notice on your public profile, from your photo and headline to your About section, how often you post, video and experience. You get:
- A score out of 100 and a one-line verdict.
- Your numbers: followers, connections, posts in the last 90 days and average reactions and comments.
- Fix these first: the items that matter most, at the top.
- The roast, item by item: what is working, what is not, and a Fix: line for each one.
The roast judges your profile, never your looks.
3. Take the fixes
Section titled “3. Take the fixes”- Your new headline, ready to paste: three rewritten headlines, built only from what is already on your profile, each with a Copy button and a character count.
- A stronger About opener: a first line for your About section, since LinkedIn shows only the first few lines before “see more”.
- Check these yourself: 8 things nobody can see from outside your profile. Tap the answer that fits you and you get the fix.
4. Go further
Section titled “4. Go further”- Fix it with evyAI opens the evyAI Agent with your fixes filled in, so it can help you rewrite your profile in your voice.
- Share my roast copies a link to your roast.
- Roast someone else runs it again on another profile.
What comes out
Section titled “What comes out”- A score, a verdict and a prioritized list of fixes.
- Headlines and an About opener you can paste straight into LinkedIn.
- A shareable link to the roast.
Where it fits
Section titled “Where it fits”Your profile is where every LinkedIn conversation lands, so fix it before you start the relationship loop on the evyAI Tools overview. The SOP Builder prospecting system links here for “a profile that converts”, and the AI Bio Builder helps you write the bio that goes in your evyAI settings. Once your profile is ready, use Hook Lab and the Post Editor to start posting, and the Warm List to follow up with the people who engage.
Limits
Section titled “Limits”- It reads only what is public on your LinkedIn profile and recent posts, nothing private.
- The score can move a few points between runs, because the AI judges some items with a little room. Focus on the fixes, not the exact number.
- There is a daily limit on free roasts.
- Something not working? Use Report a problem on What’s New.